Download This PENIS! – Are you ready to Add Inches?

Hi Darling,

It’s Aki from Voluntary Mother Earth.

You know that sometimes I sing about The Penis, don’t you? If you didn’t, then I must ask you this,

“When’s the last time you heard a Japanese experimental rock band perfom a 12-inch-long Penis Duology?”

Probably never.

That’s why you should DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE NOW and FEEL IT growing on your body!

So, Download “Penis Duology Pt.1 – Forgive My Penis” from Voluntary Mother Earth’s brand-new album “Unacceptable Vegetable” for FREE!
Come and ADD INCHES to YOUR PRIDE!

Here’s how, takes less than a minute. Faster than ramen. Simple. (Slower than when I was a teenager. But that’s a secret.)

1. Come to www.voluntarymotherearth.com. This is where you can stream MP3s of all songs on the album for free.

2. Join our “Right Brain Club” for FREE on the very same page.

3. Then, all of a sudden, you’ll get 5 FREE DOWNLOADS including the Penis song from 2 of our albums!

4. After you’ve added that another inch (by downloading), kindly forward this blog post to your friends. Just “Copy and Paste” this post into your email and let your friends know! You know at least 3 people that’ll appreciate a Free Penis Download, don’t you?

You never know if your friend’s friend’s friend’s brother’s wife was my best friend’s brother’s substitute math teacher who is extremely hot. God works in a mysterious way, they say.

So please kindly spread this post and see what happens. Heck, you can even email it to ALL of your friends!

Again, it’s all on www.voluntarymotherearth.com.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope you’ll enjoy our Penis Duology.

So, are you ready to ADD INCHES NOW?
Go add ‘em goddamn inches!

Hugs,
Aki
Voluntary Mother Earth
-eccentrock for those who refuse to conform!
www.myspace.com/voluntarymotherearth

P.S.
- Make sure you copy and paste this blog and send it to your friends NOW so they can download the music right from their computer, too!

-Are you a blogger? Feel free to copy and paste this post to your blog! Just mention it came from here, and all is good!

Now, go start adding INCHES on www.voluntarymotherearth.com!